After this week’s hotdog costume make-out session, how do you top that? You don’t. You can’t. You just have to keep moving forward, knowing that it won’t be that amazing. How could it? Seriously.
I decided to obtain the next generation by cloning Quinoa. You can buy a clone voucher using Lifetime Happiness points, which you gain by fulfilling your Sim’s wishes.
Quinoa’s easiest wish to fulfill was to “Play in a pile of leaves.” (It’s fall in the game. I love fall. Fall is the best season.)
I found Alexander sitting in the living room (still in his bathrobe at like 11AM hello loser) reading a book.
i sent him out to rake up a big pile of leaves while Quinoa was at work.
When Quinoa returned home, he found a leaf pile ready and waiting. (He has been promoted to Traffic Cop, and thus has received an upgraded work outfit.)
Oh my god how adorable are you.
Then Alexander went inside and autonomously made a huge amount of coffee for no apparent reason and then complained about the mess.
Sims, man. I swear.
But the fun didn’t last long. Just a few minutes later, one of Quinoa’s (many) dogs died. Everyone gathered upstairs (in one of the in-between areas that isn’t really meant to be anything in particular) to mourn her passing.
After the death was complete, Quinoa had a wish to “Show the Grim Reaper a cat video.”
Um, well. Okay.
Grim was like, “Awww!”
Then out of curiosity I told Quinoa to show Death a gross video. I mean, he’s Death! I bet he would dig it, right?
“Dude you gotta see this one! You think it’s pudding or something but IT’S NOT.”
Quinoa’s smile is just a little too deranged. Like, he is way too into showing Death this video.
Are you wondering what the “gross video” is? So was I. I fiddled with the camera controls and tried to zoom in. Here is one bit of the video, color-adjusted so it’s easier to see.
And here’s the other part.
Is it… Farmville? I don’t know.
Anyway, Death was completely revolted by this gross video, whatever it was.
But Quinoa’s like, “Are you sure? Because I have more I can show you! Wait, come back, friend!”
I’m totally wrapped up in this “showing random videos to the Grim Reaper thing,” panning the camera around, laughing at Death’s reaction. And then I happen to turn around and I see Alexander standing behind them watching the whole thing…
With just the perfect “Can u not” expression, it killed me. I had to pause the game, I was laughing so hard I was wheezing.
Which I guess goes to show you, just when you think you’ve seen it all, Sims 3 always has more hilarious surprises in store.