I enlisted my photography assistant for this round of pictures. I enlisted him via the simple expedient of turning on my digital camera.
The camera makes a distinctive noise when it turns on and retracts the lens cap. As soon as I turned on the camera, I heard the thump as the old man left the comfort of the couch in order to Be Involved In Things.
(In fact, when I don’t want him involved, I have to make a noise to cover up the sound of the camera – coughing, running the sink, something along those lines.)
I ask you, was there ever such a ham?
This is the front, which I have knit up to the armpit decreases. Although it’s difficult to see it behind my assistant’s accusatory glare.