We started off with a big birthday party for Fern and her brother Friday.
Shockingly, no one peed themselves!
I wasn’t feeling very creative, so I chose an outfit for Fern kind of at random.
Then I slapped a ton of makeup on her face, because teenage girls.
Meanwhile, that stray dog stopped by again. Only a Sim dog would be barred from entry due to a recessed floor light.
Now that Fern was growing up, I thought it was time to start working on Girbitz. I sent Eldritch over to reconnoiter the situation.
Gosh, what a pretty little pink cottage he has!
OH GOD THE INTERIOR DESIGN. What.
Pale olive green and violent pink. I see.
But to his credit, he didn’t seem to mind when Eldritch cornered him in the bathroom to ask if he was single.
The answer is no, he’s dating someone. But I can work with that.
Then he got hungry. Retreat! Quick, before he starves to death!
There ya go. Drink up, little buddy.
The next day I sent Fern over.
“Um… hello? I was told my betrothed lived here?”
AAAAAUGH IT’S SO PINK.
Whoops, he’s hungry again. Retreat!
And so it goes…
Update I forgot to add, for those of you who didn’t play the Sims 2 University expansion pack, “Girbitz! Girbitz! Vooooh, girbitz!” is an annoying thing that the Sims cheer. Some random player was thoughtful enough to upload it to YouTube:
One of those things that happens so often, it gets etched into your brain!