Look, I know I should love all my Sims equally – and I do – but DAMN, little Dallas is SO UGLY.
That egg-shaped head! Those trout pout lips! THE EYEBROWS.
Well, it was time for him to start working towards his ultimate goal of reaching the top of the Politics career ladder. I decided to choose a look that was a little more “presidential.”
Hair by Harry Potter; outfit by Alex P. Keaton. And look, the greedy little monster is thinking about gems! It’s a good start to his burgeoning political career.
Time for Butters to die. Sad. He looks surprised that he just died.
“Why am I see-through?”
Butters begs for his life while his son wails in grief.
In order to climb the Political ladder, you need to have a lot of friends. Which is kind of a problem, because our town is experiencing a real lack of children. For example, Dallas is apparently the only kid enrolled in grade school.
Soon enough he was a teenager, with access to way better outfits and hairstyles.
Still ugly, though… although I did fix his eyebrows.
Speaking of ugly things, look at this ugly-ass cat the game coughed up! What color is that? “Liquid Concealer Make-Up”?
It’s cute that he’s thinking about a teddy bear, though.
Time to make friends! I picked this lady for him to befriend first. She’s a knock-out, right?
Unfortunately she didn’t seem to care for Dallas. And he stayed late at her house, and the cops came to get him, and he got in big trouble.
That is going on your PERMANENT RECORD, mister!
Finally he was nearly finished with high school, and it was time for prom night. So dapper!
While he was gone, Coreopsis got old and also hungry, and she drank a Plasma Juice juice box, which is only supposed to be for vampires.
I don’t know how she got hold of it, but I knew what would happen next.
Ha ha! Old lady barf!
While at the prom, Dallas pledged his undying love to a girl named Kathryn Irvin, who we hadn’t met before. I invited her over the next day to have a look.
Okay… honestly, I think she has the potential to be pretty cute, but it’s hard to see past that OUTFIT.
It’s nice to have a “Just add water, no assembly required” romantic relationship all lined up, though! I hope their kids take after their mama.