After what seemed like an eternity (but let me crank out a lot of yardage on my sock knitting project) Butters finally discovered the Young Again potion.
Drinking this potion kicks a Sim back to the beginning of the Young Adult life stage.
Well hellooooooo, nurse! (I gave him a mustache to celebrate the occasion.)
I was getting pretty bored, so I had a crazy idea: to make The Biggest House. I sold all of their stuff, moved them to the largest lot in town, and roughed out the largest house possible in Appaloosa Springs.
It’s 48×48 (on a 50×50 lot), 5 stories above ground, and 3 sub-basements. The challenge is to fill all of this space with a dense network of rooms and twisty little passages all alike.
I decided to make one room every Sim day. I started with their bedroom.
And the guest bedroom. Originally this was going to be for the butler, but for some reason we lost her in the move. Anyway, the room is ringed with pink flamingos because AWESOME.
We’re still working on getting an heir, though, so Butters and Denise had to get busy. Soon their cavernous empty home rang with the sound of morning sickness.
“I’m a raccoon!”
A few days later they brought home their new daughter… um, actually, I totally forgot her name. (And doesn’t Denise look thrilled?)
There she is, that cute little girl! Oh… you!
Meanwhile I built out the kitchen. (Dizzying!)
And the dining room.
A nursery, with capacity for six babies and toddlers.
The Forgotten One grew up with the wrong hair. So close.
Time for more babies! Here they are bringing home two girls: Clarice and Corner Office.
Meanwhile I built a toddler playroom.
And a formal library.
And the Grand Entrance.
And a movie theater.
Corner office: right eyes, wrong hair.
Clarice: wrong hair and eyes.
COME ON SERIOUSLY.
I built a computer lab. Each computer’s screen is visible, either through the big glass wall or reflected in the mirror wall. I mean hey, there are kids in the house!
(Sims can’t actually do anything salacious on the computer. It just amused me.)
And this may all sound like a lot of rooms, but the main floor is still mostly empty.
Time for more babies!
It’s twins! I forgot their names, too. Wow, I suck.
It doesn’t matter, though. They both failed.
Right hair, wrong eyes.
Right eyes, wrong hair. ARGH.