1. I recently switched the cats to Nutro MAX Cat kibble. (I like to change their food every six months or so.) Here is the string of thoughts that I had, the first time I opened the bag:
“That’s a weird kibble shape. Are those bells? No, wait, they are kitty faces. Cute! No, wait, that is cannibalism. And the hole in the middle of each face is creepy.”
Of course, cat food is primarily designed for people, not cats. You can tell, because cat food comes in flavors like Beef and Salmon, and not flavors like Mouse and Rubber Band.
2. Look at the ad I ripped out of a magazine and scanned for you! I didn’t know you could put sequins on knitting!
(Click to see the full-size version, you can’t really see the sequins in this smaller size.)