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Sims Sunday: Costanza Ascendant

One of the terms of the challenge is that you have to display your heirs’ portraits in a gallery on the property. I set up a bare-bones “gallery” at the far end of the property. You can see how big the place is!


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When young Grayson aged into a child, the game assigned him the trait of “Loser.” This made him a Friendly, Neurotic Loser. And a bit chubby, to boot.


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My mind immediately went to George Costanza. Although at this age, with that hairstyle, he looks more like Bobby Hill.

Immediately I instructed his father Bart to paint a portrait. It… is what it is.


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Meanwhile, Khloe was climbing the Law Enforcement career ladder. The Undercover Detective level was pretty fun. Every night she came home wearing a different outfit from her undercover work. Like the time she went undercover as, um… that.


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Or when they made her work as a barrista.


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In her spare time I started her looking for planets. You have to finish all the skill challenges for your chosen max skill before your Sim can eat Ambrosia.


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And Grayson had to start learning the painting skill, so that he could one day take over painting duties from his father.


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We also bought the cheapest property, a tiny little park in the middle of nowhere. As per the terms of the challenge, I upgraded it to max capacity. (This ate up all their family funds, they went from §21,000 to &sect481.)


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Grayson turned into a teen, and his dad’s portrait of him was… not substantially improved over the last one.


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Here’s an odd thing about Barnacle Bay: there seem to be several unacknowledged alien hybrids. How else to explain the strange pallor of some of the residents?


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The Alphabetti clan lived outside for most of this week. Except for the little toilet room I created for them.


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Grayson turned out to have a better knack for painting than his father. Old-time Sims players will recognize these figures.


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Dude, put on some pants! The neighbors can see you, you know!


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When not painting, I sent him down to the rotted-out pier to fish for Deathfish, a key ingredient in Ambrosia.


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Khloe finally hit the top of the Law Enforcement career ladder. This fulfilled her Lifetime Wish, but naturally I didn’t get a screenshot of that happening.


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That’s right, dear – you ARE a superstar!

Another skill challenge is spending 20 hours tutoring other Sims. This seemed super boring to me, but her tutor-ees didn’t seem to mind.


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You also have to make six Best Friends. Here, Grayson is chatting up the teenage girl who lives next door.

“I like black!”


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“I like light blue!”


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Entrancing conversationalists, those Sims.

Eventually the day came when Khloe had to grow into an old woman. I was pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to give her Ambrosia before her Elder birthday, so this didn’t surprise me. Still kind of a bummer, though.


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She seems to think so, too.

Grayson grew into a Young Adult, and the game gave him a very Costanza-ish outfit. Loving the glasses!


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I had Khloe retire from her job. Bart celebrated by, um… picketing in favor of yetis?


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That was weird.

At Young Adult, the game gave Grayson the “Natural Chef” trait. So I chose the “Culinary Collector” Lifetime Wish, and sent him off to the restaurant to climb the Culinary career track. (Also very Costanza-ish, don’t you think?)


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To celebrate this transition, I built two small actual homes for them! Bart and Khloe get the best one, with a tiny kitchen and tiny bathroom.


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Grayson has to make do with just four walls and a floor, because we ran out of money.


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Grayson painted… this. I like it. I think it’s a blowfish? Flying into the sky? Upside-down?


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Big trouble last night. A burglar crept onto the property. But Grayson lunged to the rescue! He got out of bed and rushed to confront the burglar before I realized what he was doing.


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Grayson lost the fight, but I was still charmed.

Meanwhile, all this buckling down and maximizing skills has been terrible for Bart and Khloe’s relationship.


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Not only do they refuse to Woo Hoo with each other, they have started bickering when I haven’t otherwise occupied their time.

Bit sad, really. You work so hard all your life, and by the time you retire, your spouse is practically a stranger.

10 comments to Sims Sunday: Costanza Ascendant

  • Slager

    Nice mailbox! I’d put that in my yard.

  • Sarah

    I think “I’d put that in my yard” should become the official Sims players’ cheesy pick-up line.

  • Xeres

    Ah …. Art Imitates Life, again!

  • Aha, the retirement confetti! I only just saw that for the first time yesterday. I suppose because I had never had anyone at the top of their career track retire. Does it appear even if you aren’t at level 10? Usually I work the big breadwinners to the bone until the grim reaper shows up…but then, usually they’re workaholics and don’t want to retire anyway.

    This seems like a pretty serious challenge. How do you find time to knit during all this?

    (Also, loved the resurrected Goths! How well we knew ye!)

  • If you turn that last picture upside-down, it might be a mushroom-tree hybrid. With eyes. And wings.

  • Juliet

    Wow, you seem to actually be dealing pretty well with this challenge! Good job! If it had been me, I would probably have trouble even if it was for long-time span!

  • This challenge would be extremely hard for me! I have a hard time pushing sims up the career ladder. Although I MIGHT have found what I was doing wrong. I realized I had to send them in with the “having a blast” moodlet, then I can tell them to “work hard”. Otherwise, they get really stressed.

    I may tackle this challenge on one of my games, although I’ve never successfully caught a Deathfish. My sim had maxed out his fishing skill, he was at the pond fishing DAY AND NIGHT, and all he caught were goldfish and minnows!

  • There’s definitely some strategy involved in catching Deathfish! You only need Fishing level 7 or better. The bait for them is Angelfish, and using it can definitely be helpful. You also have to be fishing at exactly the right spot (which varies by town) and time (they’re only available between 11PM and dawn).

  • I did hear something like that. I also heard that, if you have level 10, you can catch one anywhere at anytime. But I’m not sure if that’s true.

  • Juliet

    I think that if you are level 10 you can get them anywhere, at least I heard that at the Southern Prettacy blog (http://missmiserie.wordpress.com/), but I really have no idea since I have the playstation version. In the playstation version however you always have to fish at the graveyard to get it, so maybe you have to do that in the pc version as well? Also, it may help if you get all the bites “by manpower”, so you get the bait for the bait for the deathfish by fishing yourself :) (did that last sentence make sense at all??)