First, before I forget, a nice shot of the F-Class Hunter-Killer in their yard.

Now, on to what was surely one of Ferris Wheel’s worst days. First the washing machine broke, and he had to fix it.

Then the bathroom sink broke, and he had to fix it.

Then someone set their waffles on fire, and he had to call the fire department.

THEN HE CAUGHT ON FIRE.

I rushed him upstairs to douse himself in the bath. RUN!!!

Then, what with all the running and fire and stuff, he ended up peeing himself.

Which meant he had to take another shower. (He has the “Never Nude” trait, which means that he showers with his shorts on.)

Finally I made him work at finishing his novel until he was completely stressed out.

To try and make up for it, I bought some plants and sprinkled them around the house. The rules of the challenge only allow you to buy decor items, so plants it was.

But finally, late that night as he was having dinner, one of his novels ticked over and he made his Lifetime Wish!
I had my hands full with a cheese sandwich, so by the time I fumbled for the screenshot, it was too late.

Hitting his Lifetime Wish (to earn §4,000/week in royalties) meant that the Asylum Challenge was at an end. I tallied up my points using the scoring method at the very bottom of the list of rules. (I scored 183. Not really sure if that’s good or bad.)
Then I kicked everyone out and bulldozed the building. And that’s that!
I sent Ferris Wheel off to get a makeover. I gave him a mullet, because I’m cruel that way.

The stylist seems kinda into it, though!

















How did he catch fire? Was someone blowing out some birthday cake candles?
A mullet? After surviving the Asylum? You ARE mean!!!!
lol
Poor Ferris Wheel. Is there an ASPCS?