Frankly, I was a little nervous about letting Zardoz teach Aaron how to walk out on their patio. That railing does not look like it would stop a staggering toddler!
Look out, Bridgeport! Zardoz is on the hunt! I hope you are able to spot him coming!
I couldn’t handle the way his red robe clashed with his red hair, so I changed it to a purplish blue. Still fabulous. Maybe it could be more fabulous. I’m on the fence.
Wanna see the coat in action? With the Late Night expansion pack, your Sims can get drunk and dance on the bar counter!
The moves from :29-:35 never fail to make me LOL! Especially in that coat!
With Aaron growing quickly, they would soon need an extra bedroom. I kicked Morrigan’s family out of their awesome penthouse, and moved in the Alphabettis.
The new place features, among other things, coffins. That you can sleep… um… over.
It also features a nice view of the eponymous bridge.
When the lights are low, you can really see Aaron’s vampire heritage. In his scary, scary eyes.
With the help of his awesome coat, Zardoz has been climbing the celebrity ladder. He’s a four-star celebrity now! These ladies are impressed.
While Zardoz whoops it up across town, Elvira gets stuck with child care duty. Sorry, darling – such is the fate of the non-heir Alphabettis.
After the party, Zardoz was feeling a bit peckish. So I had him raid the hospital’s blood supply. Hilarious!
Back at home, I could see the writing on the wall. Vampires live about three times longer than regular Sims. I don’t have the patience for that. So I had Elvira phone the adoption agency and order up a new baby.
Welcome, baby girl Wilma!
Meanwhile Aaron grew into a little boy. A creepy, creepy little boy.
He and his mother enjoy playing chess together. (The rate of chess-playing among Sims is at least 300 times higher than that among humans.)
In case you were wondering, Sim vampires do reflect.
And evil Sim vampires still enjoy stealing candy from babies.
I was puzzled as to why Aaron went to the park after school and fell asleep on a bench.
But maybe it’s because he has to share a bedroom with his baby sister.
(I think that green stink cloud is pretty realistic.)
I leave you with another feature from Late Night…
The ability to “woo hoo” in elevators.
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My favorite thing is Aaron’s flip-flops. Vampires in robes, okay. Vampires in pointy high-heels, oh yeah. Vampires in flip-flops? Gotta love it…
maybe it’s the season, but Zardoz reminds me a little of an old world Santa Claus. a very creepy skinny drunken santa, but still santa. and the dance is hilarious!
(To be fair, it is technically a Santa robe which EA gave out to players for free as a Christmas special thingie. But I think it is way too awesome to be restricted to the holiday season!)
Of course Aaron looks creepy. Wouldn’t you, if you found out your parents had replaced you with a new “undead” baby?
Stealing candy…from their own babies. Is that more or less evil than stealing from other people’s babies?
I wondered on to this website looking for knitting tips and tricks (which yours are awesome btw) and stumbled on to Sims! I’ve spent my (sadly limited) free time for the last three days going all the way back to the first Sim post and reading all the way to current!!! This is so awesome and I have got to get my hands on this game! (I missed it when it first came out) So I just wanted to say thanks for all the knitting tips and for the grate story. I can’t wait to see what happens next! ^.^
They are by far my most favorite couple in the entire Alphabetti line!!!