Sims Sunday: Super Slutty Edition

It took ages to find a wealthy Sim. Many afternoons spent sitting outside reading a book, waiting for someone to wander past.

At night, Yeardley likes to sit outside and read beside the fire pit. Which looks like a pretty great way to spend an evening, frankly.

Eventually, success! She learned that Jamila Hough is wealthy. I promptly had her invite Jamila over and start hitting on her.

One slight little detail: Jamila Hough is not single. In fact, she is married. In fact, she is married to Yeardley’s sister Yin.

How trashy!

It’s not incest to make out with your sister-in-law, right?

Your inappropriately-older sister-in-law?

Oh well – Jamila wasn’t Yeardley’s sister-in-law for long. Yeardley soon asked Jamila to break up with her spouse, then promptly proposed marriage.

The bride pauses to think about her wedding cake and look pretty.

I invited Yin to the wedding party. She made this face:

After the wedding party had dispersed, I moved to Phase 2. Because you see, I think Yeardley is really pretty. I don’t want to risk adopting an ugly baby. Therefore, Yeardley needs to get pregnant.

I started by having her invite over her nearest male friend. Okay so technically the wedding party is still going on, back at the park. And so maybe Yeardley is still wearing her formal clothes. Details!

Pablo Martinez was totally into her. Things went swimmingly. Yeardley was just about to invite Pablo to bed. And then… everything went sour.

I have no idea what happened. My attention was distracted for about 30 seconds. When I looked back, they hated each other. Yeardley was “bored” and Pablo was “feeling awkward.”

Meanwhile I learned that Jamila was a retired roadie. And her very first wish was to join the Law Enforcement career. I was only too happy to oblige!

The next day I invited Pablo over after Jamila left for work. But it just wasn’t happening. The spark was gone for good.

Well… how about the housekeeper?

This seemed a fitting choice, since Yeardley’s father had also been the housekeeper. And convenient, as well.

Also, his name is Matthew Falcon. Come on, try and resist a guy named Matthew Falcon! I dare you!

Yeardley clearly has no intention of resisting him.

By this time, it was heading into mid-afternoon. Jamila’s shift ends at 3PM. But Yeardley and Matthew Falcon were just starting to hit it off! I sent Jamila to the park after work, to keep her out of their hair.

While Jamila sat there on the fountain all alone reading a book, Yeardley and Matthew Falcon were getting busy.

Success! Lullaby jingle! I wonder how Yeardley is going to explain this pregnancy to Jamila?

Doesn’t she look smug and OH MY GOD HE’S BALD. You know what this means, right? It means that HIS DREADLOCKS ARE A WIG.

Admin note: “Start a different challenge” won by an overwhelming margin. I’ve been browsing for challenges that I find interesting, and I have a few in mind. As always, suggestions are welcome!