To answer @üß®εε’s question, Jenni was indeed the William-Smith daughter. But I was so slow about getting Simon out on the dating scene that her daughter was already a child by the time they married! And I didn’t realize, so I only moved Jenni into the new house, which left her daughter abandoned back with her old family.
Jenni has a new daughter now! (Sorry, Old Daughter. Nothing personal!)
Jenni also has WAY too much eye make-up. Once her pregnancy was through, I sent her to the stylist for a make-over. I really liked the outfit he gave her! It seemed to suit her well.
Meanwhile back at home Simon must have added a little too much detergent to the washing machine. It went all Bobby Brady on them!
Speaking of clothing and laundry, if anyone knows of a sock yarn that can produce Simon’s socks, drop me a line! I love them.
Baby Trianna was ill-tempered as a toddler. Maybe it’s all that damned fog.
Don’t you hate it when the toilet catches fire?!
Jenni seemed perfectly suited to her job at the Day Spa. Which made it all the stranger when she came home one day from her new job as a criminal. A glitch in the game, or just a weird new thing, that they change careers on their own? Hard to say!
Simon worked hard at his inventor’s bench. One day he hit on the penultimate invention, a time machine!
There is one more invention to invent. But in order to invent it, you have to follow this cockamamie treasure hunt. I had Jenni quit the Criminal career track in order to help. I sent her to Egypt for a “skillcation,” where she spent the entire three days reading about gardening.
Meanwhile, Trianna grew into a rather sullen teen. But it’s hard not to love the combination of shaved head and pink sneakers!
Here’s Trianna playing chess in the swamp, while the town’s water tower oversees all.
Eventually Simon grew old. He pretty much walks around in his boxers all day. Classy!
That picture was taken in the middle of the day, by the way. It’s dark, down there in the bayou!
Jenni as an Elder has kind of a Jackie-O sort of look going for her.

















Did the time machine actually work? Could he go anywhere in it? (I really need to get this expansion pack)
The closest I can get to Simon’s socks are self striping Plum Shadows. No white stripe, but the rest of the colors are pretty darn close.
Maybe it’s a shady day spa where she picks pockets of people who are getting massages!
Why is there a pulaski over the bed? Isn’t that just asking for trouble?
Hilarious, right? It’s something Jenni brought back from the past when she took a trip in the time machine. I thought, what better place to hang a fire axe than over the bed?
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