I was going to lay out the whole socks situation, but the cats are very needy today.
“I am more important than this THING. Why are you paying attention to a THING?”
“This STUFF is in my way. I’ll just make some room by kicking it off the edge. That’s better.”
“YOU’RE NOT SUFFICIENTLY ADORING ME.”
After this, I gave up. A few hours later, I stealthily set up the photo shoot again. And lo, the other cat came running.
I give up.
Special bonus content: Mr. Burrito is getting big, yes he is!