Someone remind me why I spent so much time agonizing over which breeds to buy? Carefully chosen to provide a spectrum of shades of brown egg? Because they’re all exactly the same color.

brown eggs

I laughed when I opened this picture to crop it in Photoshop. I briefly considered deleting the poop from the eggs with the clone stamp tool. (I’m not above occasional use of the clone stamp tool.)

But then I thought, You know what? I think it’s good for people to see poop on eggs. That is the truth about eggs. They come out of a chicken’s butt*. They have poop on them. That’s how it works, baby!

And as long as I wasn’t going to clone stamp away some POOP in that picture, why bother to clone stamp out the coffee ring on the sideboard?

So there you go. There’s poop on the eggs, and a coffee ring on my sideboard. Conventional wisdom is that you should wait to clean eggs until you’re about to eat them, so that’s what I do.

* Not to be graphic with the biology lessons, but chickens only have one “hole.” (You’re welcome!)

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  1. …Thanks? ;D

    Comment by Melsa
    November 12, 2009 @ 8:24 pm

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  2. I did not know that. Do they ever try to hatch their poop?

    Comment by kmkat
    November 12, 2009 @ 8:59 pm

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  3. I learn something new everyday…

    Comment by Laura
    November 12, 2009 @ 9:02 pm

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  4. I want to come hang out at your house with chicken offal and coffee leavings.

    I’ll bring my knitting…and what else?

    Comment by kt
    November 12, 2009 @ 11:53 pm

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  5. Your eggs are beautiful!

    Actually it looks like everything comes out the same hole, but there are several avenues that lead there :)
    If you are interested you can look at these illustrations: http://www.iacuc.arizona.edu/training/poultry/species.html

    Comment by mo
    November 13, 2009 @ 2:59 am

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  6. I often get eggs with poo on them from the supermarket … do you guys have them cleaned? O_o

    Comment by Ellira
    November 13, 2009 @ 5:08 am

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  7. Cloaca!!! The fancy name for that “hole” ;)

    Comment by Aesox
    November 13, 2009 @ 9:47 am

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  8. Very interesting indeed. Say Erika, have you reported on your chickens working out their pecking order? If yes, could you direct me to it? If not, how did your guys fare? Do you know who the low chicken is and does she get the crap beat out of her regularly?

    Comment by Whendi —
    November 13, 2009 @ 10:46 am

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  9. The chicken-sexing episode from Dirty Jobs would be fairly scarring to someone unclear on chicken anatomy, I think.

    (I have to say I found the turkey artificial-insemination episode WAY more scarring, though.)

    Comment by fillyjonk
    November 13, 2009 @ 11:23 am

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  10. May-be chickens get the colour of their eggs harmonized the same way that a bunch of women living together get their periods at the same time.

    Comment by Northmoon —
    November 13, 2009 @ 7:35 pm

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  11. mmm I actually see a little difference in the colors.
    Crack? Too much sudoku? Wishful thinking? perhaps.
    I like the real stuff in the pix. Plz to not photosmack up. Keep it tru (or something.) I like coffee and can’t do eggs w/o.

    Comment by kellys —
    November 13, 2009 @ 8:55 pm

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  12. Brown eggs iz brown. Whatcha gonna do?
    We wipe off the ones we sell just before we sell them. For our own use, we just give them a quick swipe just before we crack them.

    Comment by gayle
    November 14, 2009 @ 9:07 pm

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  13. There is poop on chicken eggs?

    Comment by Carrie K
    November 19, 2009 @ 4:17 pm

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