Ah, life in a rural area. I was doing a search for something else, and here is what Google helpfully provided:
Okay, so we have:
1. Coffee. (Check!)
2. A cattle ranch that sells hay. I can’t decide if this is “You’re a vegetarian? Perhaps you would like to buy some delicious hay!” or “Cows are vegetarian.”
3. Jesus freaks.
Welcome to Skagit County!
(I’m actually kind of curious about “Adventist Book Center and Vegetarian Foods.” I guess my question is, are they running a vegetarian cafe in their book store? And how would that be different from any other book store cafe, because it’s not like you can walk into a coffee shop and order a Philly Cheesesteak.
Or is it a book store with a small selection of vegetarian foods you can buy? Like Triscuits and canned peaches? And how could you sell “vegetarian foods” with a straight face like that? It’s just across the street from Haggen, for pity’s sake.)