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    Chicken Tractor Launch Party and Coop Tour

    It feels like I’ve been working on the third chicken tractor for years. Even though, checking through my blog archives, it’s only been a month. I probably would have finished it sooner, except that I broke my wrist halfway through, and had to complete construction with just my left hand.

    But it turns out that carpentry is just like knitting. If you work on it for half an hour a day after work, eventually it gets done. Many trips to Home Depot were required, much mosquito repellent was applied, and I accumulated more sawdust inside my wrist brace than seems medically warranted. But now it’s finished!*

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    After due consideration, I have decided to name this chicken tractor The Hyperion. Because it too is the third location. And it too is the best. And because I’m a dork that way.

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    The Hyperion is 4 feet wide x 6 feet long x 4 feet high. The coop part is 4 feet wide x 2 feet long x 2 feet high. I based it off this one that I found on the Backyard Chickens website.

    Off the top of my head, it required eighteen 1x4s, three 4×8 sheets of 1/2″ exterior grade plywood, 27 feet of 48-inch hardware cloth, and something slightly less than 200 1.5″ screws. Since all of the 1x4s were culls, the entire project cost about $150.

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    Here you can see that the feeder and waterer are secured to the wall by lengths of wire (stripped from the inside of a length of unused Cat5 cable). I also fastened a scrap bit of bird gutter guard to the wall above them.

    If you don’t have chickens, you may think this is rather a severe measure. If you do have chickens, you’re probably wondering where you can get you some of that. (I got mine from my neighbor’s scrap pile.)

    Don’t worry – it’s made of soft plastic, and the ends are nicely rounded, so it’s not an impalement risk. One thing I have learned about chickens is that it is their life’s purpose to attempt to perch atop the feeder, thereby knocking it over. Every goddamned night.

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    Continuing our tour outside – why, what’s that? Could it be? Yes! It is a chicken door set on the wall of the coop. Because as every fool knows, chickens don’t like to go up and down through a hole in the floor. (Pause for tired sigh.)

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    Here I’m demonstrating the process for opening and closing the door. From the outside. in such a way that chickens can’t escape when I do it. Genius, right?!

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    Moving around to the back (the end opposite the coop) we find a people door which is hinged on the side. Because as every fool knows, if you hinge the people door at the top, when you open it to go inside, chickens can run out the side opposite you. (Pause for another tired sigh.)

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    I have to say, this is the design feature I’m most proud of, and most sheepish about. My neighbor had a length of gutter ripped off her roof during the winter storms. For months I tried to convince her that the (flattened, bent, thoroughly mangled) gutter was garbage and should be thrown away. I finally managed to successfully move it to a scrap pile to be hauled away to the metal recycler.

    And then guess what?

    I realized it would work really well as skids. It does, too.

    You should have seen me slinking out to the scrap pile to dig out those trashed gutters.

    Anyway, since my broken wrist is directly related to skid friction problems, these gutters should be a pretty big improvement.

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    Here are the ladies, back in their old coop. Do you think they realize they are all about to be stuffed into a single “small dog” carrier** and taken across the lawn to be deposited in a new coop? Actually, they might. They are displaying Suspicious Necks.

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    Martha says, “Hey! How the hell am I supposed to jump on top of the waterer and knock it over and spill a quart of water in here?”

    * Actually, I can’t say that it’s “finished.” But it has chickens in it, so I’m calling it done, even though it still needs a few more hours of work.

    ** I was going to take them in two trips, I swear, but once I got in there, it was just too easy to cram them all in. It was only for a few minutes, honest.

    12 comments to Chicken Tractor Launch Party and Coop Tour

    • Laura

      I’m really impressed! It looks great. I had no idea you were working on it during your convalescence. So I’m doubly impressed.

      And you’re lucky about the gutters. Usually I discover a use for a thrown-away-after-months item an average of one day after the garbage truck takes it away.

    • Judy

      Very cool! Love the new tractor and thank you for the skids idea. I was thinking wheel…but I have some stuff that will work and cost zero. Good times!

    • The Hyperion looks comfy and practical, too. I bet the peeps like it fine. Thanks for the party! I brought some ale for everyone. LOL

    • Chicken brutality. Stuffed into a dog carrier en masse. OTOH, quick.

      Nice looking chicken tractor! I think. I’m not exactly versed in them however I do know more – much more – than previously.

    • Excellent work, ma’m! Especially with a broken wrist.

    • Gail

      I’m a bit lost.

      I think you truly appreciate Martha et al. I think you’ve labored long and hard to build something nice for them.

      But I’m looking forward to the time when they appreciate back at you. Chickens, lay some eggs, ok?

      Heal fast, and blog lots. I love what you’re doing.

    • The new coop looks great! I can’t believe how big the girls are.

    • Hey, if there are chickens in it, then it counts as finished.
      Well done!
      So, for the first year, your cost per egg is, what, $10 or so? Don’t worry, it’ll amortize eventually… 8)
      Seriously, the eggs will be so good, it’ll be worth every penny. Plus all the entertainment of watching chickens?

    • minnie

      i have to say i’ve been enjoying the evolution of your chicken tractors. like life, it’s a learning experience, lol. are you at least getting eggs for your troubles?

    • Jennifer

      Congratulations, you are becoming a chix tractor professional! It looks like a good one. :)

    • Katharine

      The gutter skids are brilliant!

    • Debi

      You may have a new line of work, if the blogging, writing thing ever gives out.?LOL

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